imagine how bad that boat feels. i would cry. imagine holding up global trade. i cant even hold up the grocery line for 4 seconds while i put change in my wallet without turning into a damp, whimpering chihuahua
the suez canal situation has SUCH an overwhelmingly 17776 vibe to it
this literally belongs in 17776/20020. this is jon bois’s big-stakes absurd humor made real
the maps, the massive scale of it all, the gargantan effects from something so absurdly stupid and juvenile as a dick and butt being drawn in the ocean and then a cargo ship bigger than the empire state building getting wedged in a tight canal that 10% of world trade passes through and blocking the flow of traffic. this is literally it
Anonymous inquired:
Listen milfs and cougars are fundamentally different, and a mom can be a cougar. Milfs are women who are moms (or have mom energy) who are hot and rad. Cougars are older women who actively pursue younger people. Your hot 50 yr old mom who’s going after a 30 yr old is both a cougar and a milf. The other mom she’s friends with who is searingly attractive but not romantically active with younger people is only a milf. Your mom’s childless twin Vicky who likes the same dude is only a cougar.
